"Funny SMS and Jokes for Entertainment Purposes Only"

[nasirhussain]

Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupeU.S.A ka viza2 sal ka honeymoon6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or mainUn sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..Jaj: Dy taalimeri shaadi nhi hoi Latka0 saley ko!:-D

[nasirhussain]

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...All girls got crazy for him...They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...What he said..?........Baji jagah dain..Jhaaru lagana hai

[nasirhussain]

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

[nasirhussain]

KidPidDidSidFidWidLidGidHidJidSidMidPidVidLidQidPareshan nahi ho,ye chaudhry shujatpress conference ker raha tha.

[nasirhussain]

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar diDost: Yar jo hona tha hogayaper tu itna dara huwa Q hai?Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha“Phir Milenge”

[nasirhussain]

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara thaWife: y r u standing here?Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha honWife: To jao na..!Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

[nasirhussain]

U r a nice person…but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…1st. pray to God so that u can live….2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

[nasirhussain]

Many times i have...disturbed U,.troubled U,.fooled U,.irritated U,.Today i just want to say 4 words......................kuchbigaadnahinpaogee??●̮̮̃•̃)/█\\....♥

[nasirhussain]

How To Become a GENIUS?*some text missing*Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-> =D

[nasirhussain]

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata ThaPoocho Kyon.?Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!