"Funny SMS and Jokes for Entertainment Purposes Only"

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Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ?A. Who invented the "SNOOZE" option in alarm... ;->

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Question:U r in a boat in de midle of a river.U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete.U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de boat..How wil u do it?Ans:Take 1 cigarete n throw it in de water,the boat wil become LIGHTER..using dis LIGHTER u can light de other cigarete.Another deadly ansScroll down a littleu throw a cigarette up nd catch it.Catches win MATCHES..using de MATCHES dat u win,u can light the cigareteIf dats nt enough,1more deadly answerScroll downTak water in ur hand nd drop it drop by drop..TIP TIP "TIP TIP brsa pani..Pani ne aag lgai.Us aag sy hmne cigarete jalai.

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[How good r U at chemistry???]Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,Nickel andIron?........Ans:KNiFe.Got confused?Ok.Just seeXplanatn:Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,Nickel = NiandIron = Fe.So,There combinatn is'K Ni Fe' :

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Agar basanti ki mausiAgar basanti ki mausithakur ko raakhi bandhe tobasanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?..Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bntathakur k haath hi nhi thay

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Kya aaj k zamane mainQuestion:Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai...Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai

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Ques: What is The Most Dangerous PositionQues: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep......Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk...

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What is more useful after it is broken?What is more useful after it is broken?An eggWhich is the most shocking city?Electri-cityName two things u can never eat before breakfast?Dinner & LunchHow many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?None, only babies were born.If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?Time to buy a new clock ;->

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Sir: What do u know about chemistry?Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin...

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Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?Us ki achi tarbiat..Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->

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"Poem on Philosophy of Student:Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge,Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge,Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhenge...Aur jab exam aate hai,To kahte hai, "Ab kyaKhaaK Parhenge..."