"Funny SMS and Jokes for Entertainment Purposes Only"

[nasirhussain]

Funny But True -Boy did a mistake,girl shouted at him,Boy said "SORRY"Girl did a mistake.Boy shouted at her .Girl started crying,Boy said ..."SORRRRRRRY "

[nasirhussain]

Dear Board Of Education,...............We are Bored Of Education..... :/:-/:-|

[nasirhussain]

What an Idea Sirji Jokes Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets.u know y?....Coz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing SpeedWhat An Idea Sir jiii

[nasirhussain]

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?Student:1-2 min Dekhenge.Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!:

[nasirhussain]

Teacher 2 student: Copy Pr Train Banao Me 5 mint Mein Ati Hun. 10 mint Baad, Teacher: Train dikhao? Student: Aap Late Hogai Train 5 mint Pehle nikal Gai hai

[nasirhussain]

Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE.Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle he 4 le chuka hoon.Shiekh: waise Liye to aap ne 7 hainlekinkhair yahan gin kon raha hy

[nasirhussain]

Making a million friends is not an art.The real art is to make a friend who is from WAPDAAnd can provide electricity in load-shedding."William Mombatti".

[nasirhussain]

1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"? Admi:Laptop La DeDost:Kiu Khair Hai?Admi:Facebook Py Status to "Single" kr dun

[nasirhussain]

Principal: What do you want to become in future?Student: After studying MBBS,I want to join Police force & get good job in a good software company and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor...Principal: Hey, What's your name?Student: "The Rajnikant"!!

[nasirhussain]

Sheikh marty waqt bola : Bagam tum kahan hoBagam: aap ke pasSheikh: Or meray bachaywo b aap ke pas.To sath wale kamray main pankha q chal raha hai?