"Funny SMS and Jokes for Entertainment Purposes Only"

[nasirhussain]

Choohy ko lagi billi gori goriDono milne lagy chori choriChuha bola aao khele ankh macholiBilli chohy ko kha kr boli Jan SorryI HATE LOVE STORY

[nasirhussain]

Khubsurat sa chehra,Masoom si ankhen,Mithi awaz,Perfect personality,.Khush mizaj sa andaz,..Yeh to hui meri baatOR SUNAO kese ho AAP?

[nasirhussain]

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:Aaap Khana Khayen ge...?Passenger:Choices kia kia hain....???....Air Hostess: YES or NO

[nasirhussain]

Pathan raat ko lights off kar kay so raha tha,Achanak ek jugnu aa nikla,Pathan:....Ya KhudayaYeh Dengue Machar to hum ko torch lay kar dhoondh raha hai.Good Night

[nasirhussain]

Pathan nay English kay paper kay leye “My best friend” ka essay yaad kiyalaikin paper main “My Father” essay aa gaya.Ab uss nay socha kay wohi essay likhta hoon.Lekin friend ki jaga father ka word lekh donga.Ab essay kuch youn likha!Fathers are every where but good fathers are very rare.I have so many fathers but my best father is Gul Khan.He is my neighbour.He comes to my home daily and my mother likes him very much.He also loves my mother.I am proud of my father:)

[nasirhussain]

1 pathan dosra say: Yaar 1 new surf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gae,ab kia karoon?2nd pathan: use surf se naha lay, puri aa jay gi…..Pathan zindabad

[nasirhussain]

Ek pathan ko seelab zadgan se bohat maar parri........kiyoun?.....kyun k khan sab seelab zadgan ke imdad k ley 3 truck.......Naswar le kr pohanch gaya.

[nasirhussain]

Pathan bike chala raha tha!Prado walay say: Kabhi bike daikha hai?Parado wala: Ja apna kaam kar,Pathan phir prado kay barabar aya aur bola: Kabhi bike dekha hai?Parado wala: Pagal hai kiy?Meri toyota prado 45 lakh ki hai aur tum apni 45,000 ki bike say mujhay jala rahay ho?Kuch dair baad parado walay nay daikha bike kahin pari hai aur pathan kahin aur.Parado wala: Kiya hoa?Pathan: Kabhi bike daikhi hai?Parado wala ghusay say bola: Haan daikhi hai bool kiya karoon?Pathan: Iska break kidhar hota hai?Good Endings..........

[nasirhussain]

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

[nasirhussain]

Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhnay Gaya,Uska Naam Rahmat Ullah Tha,Imaam Nay Salaam Phera Aur Kaha, “Asalaam O Alaikum Rahmat Ullah“,To Pathan Bola, “Wa Alaikum Salaam” Masjid Kay Mulla